My friends, I want to thank you for taking the time to vote yesterday.
Yesterday is the first time in the 10 years I’ve been of legal voting age that not one person I voted for won their election.
This includes myself.
My friends, although I did not win any of the public offices that you voted for me to be a part of, I am still proud today; proud of a campaign run without mudslinging and a grass roots support system that never said quit.
My campaign consisted entirely of two things.
- My campaign slogan: “My humility is only surpassed by my ability.”
- A promise of pizza and soda machines at all PTA meetings.
Enough people believed in these two things that I was trusted with literally ones of votes for Board of Education in Howard County. My friends, I thank each of you. Mom, time heals all wounds and I will eventually forgive that you forgot to write me in.
In two different districts I was voted for circuit court judge. My friends, this was the very definition of the audacity of hope. To vote for a man with no law degree or formal legal training and believe that he could make a difference by being a judge instead of legislator while serving on the bench shows that you have a true “Yes, we can!” attitude.
As we move forward from this election, I’d like to say that I am a proud American who will fully embrace our new circuit judges and Board of Education.
Janet Siddiqui, remember the pizza and soda machines. Parents get hungry, too.
Tim McCrone, remember that in its simplest form, justice is really “just ice”. Keep that in mind, and I know you’ll make Howard County proud.
New circuit court judge in District 8, I couldn’t bother to look up your name. But good luck with that.
God bless you, my friends. God bless Howard County. God bless Maryland, and God bless America.
UPDATE: I also just found out I was a write-in for Senator of South Dakota, but narrowly lost to Tim Johnson by 237,813 votes. Thank you, jenimc!